Monday, March 24, 2008

Help out the Kids! :O!

I'm super psyched about becoming a big brother with the Delaware chapter of the Big Brother Big Sisters program. But I think that this will encompass a lot more tameness, and maturity. No more poop or tasteless pedofilia related jokes. I gotsta be a good guy! :O Anyways, everything is all clear, except for my vehicle history report. But I don't think they're going to be like "oh, you can't do this anymore because one time you rear ended these white girlzz while they were on their way to the clubs". That would be wack, though, if that happened.

Saturday, March 22, 2008



Don't F***ing Close the Light Size: 92.9 MB

1. The Ladies in My Town All Know My Name (Except This one, She thinks my name is Brian)- Strong Bad
2. Mess Your Hair Up - White Denim
3.Wiggy (Bomberman 2) - The Advantage
4.Moonage Daydream - David Bowie
5.Mussolini Vs. Stalin - Gogol Bordello
6.Layla - Derek and the Dominoes
7.Come All You Weary - Thrice
8.Pinball Wizard - The Who
9.Brandenburg - Beirut
10.Burning - Whitest Boy Alive
11.While My Guitar Gently Weeps- The Beatles
12.Leave Us Alone - Joseph Arthur
13.Crystal Ball- Styx
14.Ganguro Girl- Datarock
15.Cat Diesel- K-os
16.All Along the Watchtower -The Jimi Hendrix Experience
17.Man With a Plan - Tacks, the Boy Disaster

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Peaches Valentine

So, it's been a few days since I posted in here. :O!

I really wish I had something to talk about...or Readers for that matter.

I guess I'll talk about something that I really like. Namely, the Goon. It's a comic created by Eric Powell, basically about...well...a Goon. I mean the main character is basically Muscleman number one for a mobster by the name of Labrazio. Anyways, I have a thing for Zombies, unnecessary violence, humor, mobsters, lizard creatures, pants poopin' retards, robots, and incest.


okay not so much incest.

But the Goon definitely includes all of the above subjects, it's funny, it's silly, it's suspenseful at times, and sometimes it's even sad. I mean, I like the Goon so much that the URL for my blog is essentially the name of a character that appears in the story a few times. it was actually a toss up between Sherriff Buzzard (a cursed, zombie eating, oldfaceded former sheriff of some random town in the middle of Bumblef***), or Peaches Valentine (another character from the Goon, who does a lot of pooping of his pants). Anyways, I like this comic. You should like it too. Seriously, I'll let you borrow it.

Monday, March 3, 2008


Monday was a beautiful day. I didn't do anything special, except listen to some awesome music. Anyways, here's the mix I was jammin' to yesterday.

Size: 87.3 MB
1)Kraid's Lair (Metroid) - The Advantage
2)We Are the Sleepyheads- Belle and Sebastian
3)Don't Fear the Reaper (Extended)- Blue Oyster Cult
5)Our Lives are Shaped by What We Love- Mr. Scruff
6)She's Not There- The Zombies
7)How's it Going to Be- Third Eye Blind
8)Ain't No Sunshine- Bill Withers
9)In the Garage- Weezer
10)Easykill- We Are Scientists
11)Standing in the Rain- Billy Talent
12)The Mole- The Bags
13)Higher Power (Kalodner Version)- Boston
14)Wheel in the Sky- Journey
15)Hole in My LIfe- The Police
16)School- Supertramp

The Advantage is a band that mainly performs instrumental versions of old NES game songs, I must say, they are pretty amazing. A few of the songs were stuck in my head thanks to friends, and youtube videos. Anyways, it's a pretty diverse mix. I'll just go ahead and include 2 of my previous mixxes too, just for fun.

WICTORY BATTLE Video Game Music mix I
Size: 60.4 MB

1) Battle Theme - Final Fantasy VI
2)Sigma Palace Stage 1- Megaman: Maverick Hunter X (Megaman X)
3)Massive Stroke (Arzail Theme)- Chaos Legion
4)Yagyu Vs. Yagyu- Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams
5)Killer Instinct OC Remix- Killer Instinct
6)First Flight- Ace Combat 5
7)Koopa Battle- Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
8)Into the Dark Night- Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrows
9)Main Theme- Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
10)Trisection- Final Fantasy Tactics
11)Emporer- Ninja Gaiden
12)Metal Battle- Super Smash Bros. Melee
13)Moonlit Wilderness - Tekken 5
14)Vergil: Second Battle- Devil May Cry 3
15)Vim and Vigor- Kingdom Hearts 2

This is exactly what the title says. It's a wideogame mix that my friend requested, uhm....expect a lot of generic techno and electric guitar. The battle with Bowser Jr. music is insane though, it's still the most awesome thing ever.

Latex Balloons Mix !CLICKHERE!
Size: 71.49 MB

1) Killers - Shellac
2)Devil's Gotta Run - Mr. Scruff
3)Cato as a Pun - Of Montreal
4)Greatest Mistake - Handsome Boys Modeling School
5)Kayasuma - Dredg
6)2080 - Yeasayer
7)Take Two Copies - Busdriver/Z-trip
8)King of the Carrot Flowers Pt. I - Neutral Milk Hotel
9)Trampled Under Foot - Led Zeppelin
10)Mark On The Bus - Beastie Boys
11)3030 - Deltron

This was the first playlist I ever made available to DL. The beastie boys track on here isn't what you'd expect from the Beastie Boys at all, it's pretty sweet. Aside from that, 2080 is still one of my favorite current songs even now, and I made this mix more than 2 months ago...

Keep in mind that all of these mixxes are saved as .rar zip files, so you should probably look up WinRAR before you D/L them. Uhm, I ain't gots nothing else aside from that, so Enjoy. :B!

Chule Muzzik

I acquired this sweet music mix thing called "The Rolling Stone Magazines 500 greatest songs of all time". You know, because there always seems to be gaps in my music library that can only be filled by some awesome oldies. Anyways, I haven't listened to all 500 songs, in fact, I haven't even looked at all 500 but so far I'm pretty sure the selections cover a pretty decent part of the music genres we commonly recognize. I've heard Public Enemy, Al Green, Afrikaa Bambata, The Clash, The Beatles and all this other creayap. I approve :O! I'm also acquiring the 500 best rock classicz, just in case, you know, because I need like 3049304934 different versions of "Paint it Black".

Have a nice exist!

Sunday, March 2, 2008


I bought a chair today. For my computer room...It's a room, where our computer is. There's also a sewing machine. One time I found out my mom wasn't biologically related to me, so I ran away from home only to find out my real parents were jewel thieves. Quirky humor ensued.

man, this blog is starting out so interesting and great :O!

Saturday, March 1, 2008


I'm a chubby brown kid from Delaware.

Lived here my entire life.

Delaware and I have a love hate relationship.

It's small, it's cute, it's redundant.

I read comics.

I like them.

Every Wednesday, I go to Captain Blue Hen Comics.

It's nice.

This is a recent routine.

I deliver pizzas.

It's not that glamorous.

It funds my addictions though.

My addictions being comics...

and Crystal Meth.

I like girls.

With little boy hair cuts.

That will kick my ass.

But at the same time, make me a sandwich.

I like them.

I like Beast.

They don't like Beast.

They don't like me.

I want to do something.



Not related to drug dealing.

I'm looking for an organization.

One that I can contribute to.

One that will benefit my fellow man.

I like naps, movies, math, music, and walking around in my boxxers.

I think that basically covers the things that you'll probably expect from my blogs, sans the random bolding of text, and the initial lameness of this blog. See me learn, see me grow, see me bitch, see me moan, pray I finally find a girl who doesn't think I'm hideous, and too geeky, pray I don't dwell on my girllackingness. Ooh, I like this song, brb.

Here's a random guy.